Good grief: EU SAYS WATER IS NOT HEALTHY. It's no joke:

In a scarcely believable ­ruling, a panel of experts threw out a claim that regular water consumption is the best way to rehydrate the body. The bizarre diktat from Brussels has far-reaching implications for member states, including Britain, as no water sold in the EU can now claim to protect against dehydration.

How long before the EU bans the breathing of air?