Moonbattery: Talking Plate Chides British Taxpayers

You have to hand it to Europeans. Even though their formerly great civilization has collapsed under the weight of moonbattery, they continue to innovate. Germans invented a talking toilet to cow men into urinating in a less masculine manner. Now this has been matched with a talking plate:

The Swedish-made £1,500 Mandometer barks out phrases such as “please eat more slowly” if it finds that food is leaving the plate too swiftly.
The device uses a scale which measures how quickly food is going off the plate.

Who would be foolish enough to throw $2,348 at a talking plate? British taxpayers, courtesy of socialized medicine.

$2,000? I could build one for a tenth that cost!